Miracle my ass!

Take one healthy child,

negotiate a price

scrub away the grime

call it something nice

When it starts to talk

make sure that it's polite

and when it calls you mother

be sure to say 'that's right'

Send it to a good school

the best that you can find

what a lucky bastard

to have a mum so kind

That God blessed little miracle

is a fucked up fairy tale

since when did any miracle

come with a bill of sale