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knox korner :Klay valentines

Kerry — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:16:02 -0600

Love hurts on Valentine's Day, especially if you're a guy and your heart is made of clay! [straight face]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcW0maVWc9M

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Dane Cook - Jesus Jokes

neophyte — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:40:21 -0600

Curious to see what happens in the Catholic Church?

RADical thinking

George Lopez - Why you crying? (part 1)

Kerry — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:42:32 -0700

Childhood memories from George Lopez. Ethnic humor showing the difference between "strength" and "abuse"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g6w4t-pPQI

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Dennis Leary - Asshole (uncensored)

Kerry — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:40:21 -0600

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car

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Usher - Yeah

Kerry — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 14:28:43 -0700

[Usher:]
Peace up! A Town Down!

[Lil' Jon:]
Yeah, (Yeah!) OK!

(Usher! Usher! Usher! Usher!)

[Lil' Jon:]
Lil' Jon!

[Usher:]
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah! Yeaah!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah! Yeaah!

[Usher (Verse 1):]
Up in the club with my homies, tryna get a lil' V-I, but keep it down on the low key, 'cause you know how it is.
I saw shorty she was checkin' up on me, from the game she was spittin' in my ear you would think that she knew me.
So we decided to chill

Conversation got heavy, she had me feelin' like she's ready to blow!
(Watch Out! Oh! Watch Out!)

Intimate relationships

Conan - iPhone Commercial

Kerry — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 05:38:39 -0600

Are we slaves to fashions, trends, or technology?

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Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song

Kerry — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:04:27 -0700

Ahhh, the holidaze!

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Doing the impossible

Niels — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:16:39 -0700

Has everyone ever heard, "that can't be done", "such is not possible"? Given enough imagination anything can be done, especially when bending the rules a little.

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Queen - Another one bites the dust

neophyte — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:58:59 -0700

Steve walks warily down the street
With his brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat, yeah

Another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too, another one bites the dust

How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had

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Toby Hargrave - Comedy Now - Quebec, terrorists, adoption

Niels — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:13:20 -0700

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Gallagher's Big Couch

Kerry — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 15:17:50 -0600

Prop-Humor.
A big comfy couch.
A sledge-hammer and a watermellon.
Bad hair and not a care about good fashion-sense.
Gallagher was a man of the times... a strange time when Americans clearly had a very lame sense of what was funny in the world, like... finding a potato chip in a couch. Nowadays, that big comfy couch is growing kids filled with pills and seeds of all sorts, wishing they had a sledghammer to make it all stop!

How funny is that?

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Are you feeling left-out from the crowd?

Kerry — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:09:47 -0600

Im the only gay eskimo
Im the only one I know
Im the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka
But all want to do is get into his parka

Im the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

Well me and muk-fluk-chuk-buk
We both like blubber
But me Ive got this crazy fetish for rubber

Im the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I make a wish on the northern lights
That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights

Im the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

And the seals they sing now...

These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll

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Bim Bam - André van Duin

Niels — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 15:43:05 -0600

Seeing this video and reading this comment
a strange time when Americans clearly had a very lame sense of what was funny in the world, all of a sudden I was thrown back in the 70's and the horrible stupid shit we had over here. This was about the biggest thing on earth, in this speck on the globe.

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Adoption Drive

Kerry — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:14:05 -0600

When you think of "adoption", who's faces and stories to you expect to hear and see?

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Chanson USA

Niels — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:28:52 -0700

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African Adoption

neophyte — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:27:41 -0600

A sick, racy look at older adoptions

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Lucky Louie - Problems raising your child?

Kerry — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:15:41 -0600

Louie is having problems parenting his daughter, (who calls him by his first name). Once the little girl leaves the room, he explains to his wife why he understands how babies get thrown in the garbage.

As this dad puts it, "She used to be cute, now she sucks."

If this were an adopted girl, how much do you want to bet she'd be taken to a therapist and labeled with an "attachment disorder"?

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