Bartender !?!

Before the flood

Bruce — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:36:29 -0600

Ancient archeological evidence indicates that Ireland was a much different place before the discovery of alcohol. - Peter

Bruce — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 15:55:17 -0600

"They named me 'Pluto'?! What kind of a name is 'Pluto'? I wouldn't call my dog 'Pluto'!"

Bruce — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 15:41:38 -0600

Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here? - Brian

Bruce — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:18:11 -0600

Stupidity isn't a virus... but it sure is spreadin' like one! -- Sandy

Bruce — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:48:15 -0600

What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them! -- Homer

Bruce — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 15:45:02 -0600

it's wise to have the crocodile have birds feast on the teeth of prey -- Ming Ming