"Does this make my butt look too big"?

Kerry's picture

That's the loaded question every man hates to hear... is it not?

Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't answer that itty-bitty tester, right? 

A couple is supposed to BE at a party/event 30 minutes ago, but the woman suddenly needs to know if her pants, (skirt, dress, or whatever she's wearing) is "too tight".

The man is fuming, he wants to go, he wants to eat, drink and be merry... his woman looks beautiful and the outfit is kicking, because it's finally ON, and they can finally GO, but she wants to know if it's on too tight.

He's thinking:  "Are you out of you skull?!?  What were you doing all that time?  Posing for Animal Crackers?"

He can't afford an argument, or another hour of her changing outfits, or finding lost shoes, or a meltdown where she starts telling him that he doesn't think she's beautiful or sexy anymore, so what does this poor bastard do?

He tells her:  "______, do you feel comfortable in the outfit you chose, because I think you look beautiful."

<huh???>

That's right.

If he's really smart, he will then go into detail about the COLOR of the clothes she chose, or the jewelry she is wearing... and say, "I especially like _______".  Later on that night, he will walk up to her, kiss her neck and say, "You smell great!", and smile.

You know why?

The woman doesn't care if she looks fat.  She's not dressing to look fat or skinny... she's dressing to get NOTICED, so men....

NOTICE your women, before they have to make you beg for their mercy.  Women are no different from men:  they want to be wanted, so treat them as you would want to be treated by them.  Lead the way, and  more than likely, if your are sweet and sincere, they will respond kindly.